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| Titolo: Intimate Strangers: I pensieri di Argo Lun Ott 12, 2009 4:06 pm | |
| Questa è da leggere. Sono due scene di Intimate Strangers viste sotto il punto di vista di Argo. Da morir dal ridere: - Citazione :
- INTIMATE STRANGER from Argo's Point of View
By DanniYell@aol.com
FADE IN -
EXT. FOREST NIGHT
Xena and Gabrielle walk. Gabrielle pulls Argo along.
ARGO Why did you have to wake me up? It's the middle of the night, for the gods's sakes! Come on! You know, did you ever stop to think that *I'm* the one doing all the hard work, I need my rest. You think it's easy carrying the two of you? (snorts and stamps her foot, pulls back from Gabrielle) You know I don't like YOU leading me around anyway.
GABRIELLE Come on, girl.
ARGO At least you finally realized I was a girl.
XENA Callisto's coming back to get her army. But I'm going to beat her to it.
ARGO It's so obvious you're not the real Xena. You don't even smell the same. Maybe I can get the talking one to figure it out if I neigh really loud. (neighs really loud)
GABRIELLE What's the matter, girl? (Argo neighs again) Something's wrong with Argo.
ARGO Duh.
GABRIELLE (to Xena) I think you should take her reins.
ARGO You know, normally I would prefer that, but she's not Xena!
XENA No no, you hold her.
ARGO Thank the gods.
XENA She's picking up on my feelings. She was like this the last time I went up against Callisto.
ARGO I was?
XENA Gabrielle, I have something to tell you. You should have killed Callisto.
GABRIELLE What? (Argo neighs)
ARGO *She's* Callisto.
XENA You had every right to, not me. (Argo neighs again).
ARGO Gabrielle, *she's* Callisto.
Gabrielle glances at Argo briefly, then looks back to Xena.
ARGO Oh great, now they're ignoring me. Thanks! Thanks so much. You know what, Gabrielle, I'm not gonna try and help you anymore, fine! That's it. No more.
XENA ...I've never felt so...helpless...
ARGO (watches Xena walk off) Bye bye, Callisto.
INT. FOREST - DAY
Xena tries to get Gabrielle to fight. Argo stands behind them.
XENA (to Gabrielle) You are PATHETIC.
ARGO I'm bored.
GABRIELLE I think I'm going to be sick.
ARGO Join the club. I haven't eaten in three days.
Watches Xena walk off, after she hands Gabrielle the staff with the knife on it.
ARGO Oh, Gabrielle, she's off to go meet Ares. I can see them fighting around the way over there...You know, if they could only understand me, we would never have any of these problems. (flicks her tail) Whatever. I'm not the one writing here.
LATER -
Xena comes back, readjusting her leather.
ARGO Did you enjoy your *roll in the hay* with Ares? You were only gone five minutes.
XENA We have to get moving.
GABRIELLE Right - I'll get Argo.
XENA No. Argo has to stay here. She hasn't been herself. I don't want her getting hurt because of me. (looks evily at Argo)
ARGO Hmm, I wonder what's going to happen now.
GABRIELLE Are you sure? I mean, she's been a little skittish -
ARGO Gabrielle, just leave, she wants to get me alone so she can hurt me.
Gabrielle walks off.
ARGO Wow, you finally listened to me.
Xena turns to Argo.
ARGO Gabrielle? You can come back now.
Xena continues on towards Argo.
ARGO Oh no. Get away Callisto, move it. (tries to pull away from the tree) D*mn! Why did Gabrielle even tie me up? Have I EVER tried to run away where I wasn't supposed to? And now psycho-Xena's after me. Help! Where's Joxer when you need him? I *cannot* believe I just said that.
XENA You can't figure it out, can you?
ARGO I figured it out hours ago, thank you.
XENA I look like Xena. I even SMELL like Xena.
ARGO Actually, you don't. I said that before.
XENA But something tells you I'm not. (holds up her canteen)
ARGO Don't you even think about it - (Xena splashes the water on Argo) I CANNOT believe you did that! My mane!
XENA Poor dumb animal.
ARGO Oh, Gabrielle just left! She went - that way.
XENA You don't know what's going on. You don't know whether to run or stay.
ARGO Do I look like I have a choice? I'm tied up!
XENA Well, you should have run. (slashes at Argo)
ARGO This is so fitting. I guess it is my turn.
Argo blacks out.
LATER -
Argo lays on her side as Callisto approaches.
CALLISTO It's gonna be okay, girl, it is. I'm so sorry. What did she do to you?
ARGO Xena! You're back! You're - blond.
CALLISTO Hold still, hold still. Easy, girl. (looks up) I know what she was trying to do. But it's not gonna work.
Continues staring off into the distance.
ARGO Xena? I'm down here. Hello? Help.
Callisto gets up and gets some tree sap. Joxer blocks her way.
CALLISTO Joxer.
ARGO Joxer? Where were you an hour ago, you jerk!
JOXER (to Callisto) Stay back, I mean it. That's Xena's horse. And I don't know what you did to her, but I'm not going to give you a chance to finish the job.
ARGO Aw, well, that's kinda sweet. Maybe I was wrong about him.
CALLISTO Joxer. Put your sword down and I'll explain.
JOXER Over my dead body.
ARGO Oh, Joxer! I'm blushing.
JOXER Maybe.
ARGO Kill him, Xena!
Callisto dispatches of Joxer and goes back to Argo.
CALLISTO Okay, girl. This might hurt a bit, but I have to put it against... your lung.
ARGO Great.
Callisto pushes the sap against Argo. Joxer returns and Callisto explains what's been going on.
CALLISTO Argo won't die.
ARGO No way! It wouldn't be a show without me!
CALLISTO Thank you. Only someone with a brave heart would stand up to Callisto for a horse.
ARGO "A horse"? Why did you say it like that? More people write fan letters to me than Joxer!
Argo remains on the ground as Joxer and Xena get up.
ARGO You are NOT just going to leave me here, are you? When Gabrielle was mortally wounded, you freaked out.
CALLISTO You'll be okay, girl. We'll be back soon.
They walk off.
ARGO Don't feel guilty or anything leaving me, I know you won't!!!!
Argo looks around the clearing once they've gone.
ARGO This is so unfair.
LATER -
EXT. CAMP - NIGHT
Joxer stands in front of Argo.
JOXER You'll be okay, Argo.
ARGO Where's Xena? I want to have a few words with her. I have a little bone to pick about that whole "just leaving me there" thing.
JOXER No, no, don't bother thanking me.
ARGO Don't worry, I won't.
JOXER I was just risking my life for you is all, you know, when Xena was Callisto, I mean when Callisto was Xena -
ARGO I see your lips moving, but I can't hear the words.
CALLISTO Joxer. (takes Argo's reins, pets her) It's me, Joxer.
ARGO Thank the gods. Don't EVER leave me alone with him again.
CALLISTO Again, I want to thank you for protecting Argo. You were very heroic.
ARGO Why are you being nice to him?
Gabrielle approaches.
CALLISTO Gabrielle, this can't be easy for you. If you don't want to come with me, I understand!
ARGO YES!!!!! YES!!!! Things'll be back to the way they were! Just you and me, Xena. I don't care if you're blond now. It'll just be me and you again - NO TALKING!!! Please, please say you won't come, please please....
GABRIELLE No, it's gonna take some getting used to...
ARGO Dang.
They all start walking.
GABRIELLE I dreamt a wonderful story last night. You want to hear it?
ARGO No. Not that you'll listen to me.
Gabrielle begins talking. They all walk on.
ARGO (sighs) Back to normal. Oh well. Maybe next ep, *I* can switch minds with Gabrielle and no one would ever talk! Yeah, that's a great idea!!!! TYLDUS!!!!!!
FADE OUT - Presa da Whoosh http://www.whoosh.org/epguide/strange.html |
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Numero di messaggi : 130 Data d'iscrizione : 03.08.09
| Titolo: Re: Intimate Strangers: I pensieri di Argo Lun Ott 12, 2009 5:19 pm | |
| ahahahahahahahahha grande Argo!!!!!!!!!!!! vuole tanto bene a Gabrielle eh.... | |
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| Titolo: Re: Intimate Strangers: I pensieri di Argo Lun Ott 12, 2009 9:04 pm | |
| ahahah bellissimo non l'avevo mai letto. davvero spassoso grazie | |
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| Titolo: Re: Intimate Strangers: I pensieri di Argo Mar Ott 13, 2009 9:45 am | |
| Si quando l'ho letto mi stavo scompisciando dal ridere |
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